Showing posts with label life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label life. Show all posts

Saturday, October 13, 2012

One Bald Guy (One-balled Guy)


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Tune in to the Hard Work Hour with Douglas Douglas Live on Blog Talk Radio Friday mornings at 10:00 am PST.

Today's show: " One Bald Guy / One-balled Guy " is dedicated to Roxanne and brought to you by Discovery Learning Tutoring, serving California and the world with your education needs.

Also on today's show:
1) Local News
2) Other News
3) Local Loco
4) "One Bald Guy / One-balled Guy"
5) Lit Minit : United States of America Constitution, c. 1789, multiple authors

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1) Local News

           LAVote.net

           League of Women Voters 
                Smart Voter

           Register to vote anywhere in the country here.

           Public Moratorium on Santa Monica Pot Shops

           SMHS to allow All-Star ceremony

           Santa Monica's Five Santa Monica High Schools

           Art Guy's Reward Works

           Vogue is sort-of cool, right? Or gay? What?! Can I get my last six bucks back?

           Vanidades rocks

           Happy Birthday Alondra!

           Marathon Begging for Sick Kids
         
2)  Other News

          Misery, gang-rape, genital mutilation, shootings, panic, stabbing, death,
          indifference, fire, pain, suffering, and that's not all!

3)  Local Loco - Take a walk, ya bastard!


4)  "One Bald Guy / One-balled Guy"

         Writing -- and how you write -- affects and shapes your life. How do you feel about
         writing? Do you text or not? Email or not? Let them pile up, or get right on 'em?
         Being a teacher, I am CONSTANTLY involved with writing and reading. Sadly, much
         of what I read is crap, and much of what I see involves teachers avoiding writing. 

         Whadaya think?

          Discovery Learning Tutoring
          c/o Douglas Whiting
         13833 Hawthorne Blvd. #21
         Hawthorne, CA 90250

           
5) Lit Minit : United States of America Constitution, c. 1789, multiple authors


Thank you so much for reading and listening. I hope you had fun. Now:



GET BACK TO WORK !!



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No money was paid to anyone for anything here, so look somewhere else!

"The Journey," by Douglas Whiting can be read with great love and respect and hope for your enjoyment. This time with complete endorsement, authorization, and  permission from the author, their heirs and publisher! All me!

We did not pay anyone for use of the opening music from Cake ("Wheels," off of "Pressure Chief," or the closing, either (Mr. Scruff's tune "Kalimba"). Our bad. 

And if we didn't get to play "Roaches" by The Space Negroes, it wasn't because we didn't try.

Yes Men



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Notes and links from BTR show "One Bald Guy / One-balled Guy" 10/12/2012 HWH w DD

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Friday, July 27, 2012

No, Hitler Did NOT Invent the Olympics!


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Tune in to the Hard Work Hour with Douglas Douglas Live on Blog Talk Radio Friday mornings now at 10:00 am Pacific Pompous Time.

Today's show: "No, Hitler Did NOT Invent the Olympics!" is dedicated to Richard and Richard again, and brought to you by Discovery Learning Tutoring, serving California and the world with your education needs.

Also on today's show:
1) Local News
2) Other News
3) Local Loco
4) "Hitler Did NOT Invent the Olympics!"
5) Lit Minit : Jung, Carl. "Archetypes of the collective unconscious."

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1) Local News

            Skype blocks west coast's uppest and comingest radio show!

            Happiest Place on Earth has three shootings and four riots in a week.

            Evicted tenants return to Venice apartments.

            May I have some more Jesus-juice, sir? How sure are we that the poor aren't getting
            big enough to kick our asses? Venice groups votes down bill to criminalize poverty.
    
2)  Other News


           Diabetes, shootings, panic, reloading, pain, suffering, absent dieties, ...

3)  Local Loco

4)  "No, Hitler Did NOT Invent the Olympics!"


           Hitler's stamp on the Olympics. Oops! Okay, he didn't create the Modern Olympics 
           himself out of whole cloth. But he did have a giant effect on the event. We ignore this to 
           our peril.

          Now get back to work. First a little something from Carl.


          
5) Lit Minit : "Archetypes of the collective unconscious." From Collected Works of C. G. Jung 
                     Vol. 9, Part 1, 2nd ed., Princeton University Press, 1968. 451 p. (p. 3-41).



Thank you so much for reading and listening. I hope you had fun. Now:






GET BACK TO WORK !!






Follow these here links if you want to follow up on anything you heard here, hear?

SFBG - San Francisco Bay Guardian

No money was paid to anyone for anything here, so look somewhere else!

"The Journey," by Douglas Whiting can be read with great love and respect and hope for your enjoyment. This time with complete endorsement, authorization, and  permission from the author, their heirs and publisher! All me!


We did not pay anyone for use of the opening music from Cake ("Wheels," off of "Pressure Chief," or the closing, either (Mr. Scruff's tune "Kalimba"). Our bad. 

Yes Men



hardworkisfun@gmail.com


Notes and links from BTR show " No, Hitler Did NOT Invent the Olympics! " 7/27/2012 HWH w DD

All material licensed by Creative Commons. If you want to use it, ask!

NGBTWD

Friday, July 20, 2012

West Coast Grunion Run Proves Eternal Life


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Tune in to the Hard Work Hour with Douglas Douglas Live on Blog Talk Radio Friday mornings now at 10:00 am Pacific Coast Time.

Today's show: "West Coast Grunion Proves Eternal Life" is dedicated to The Light of Learning and brought to you by Discovery Learning Tutoring, serving California and the world with your education needs.

Also on today's show:
1) Local News
2) Other News
3) Local Loco
4) "West Coast Grunion Run Proves Eternal Life"
5) Lit Minit : "The American Nation, Volume Two : A history of the United States since 1865. John A. Garraty, Longman, NY. 2003.

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1) Local News

           Drought threatens corn crop.
           Them? Or us?
           Japan rice loyalty bitch-smacked by tsunami.
           Olympics! Can they again be a time for putting down our arms and getting down
           to the business of FUN?
           Hitler's stamp on the Olympics. Oops! Learning is fun, idn't it? Okay, he didn't
           create the Modern Olympics himself out of dried and stretched yiddish lampshade
           material. But he did have a giant effect on the event. We ignore this to our peril.

           One year since Kelly's beat-down.
         
         

2) Other News


           Duh. Shootings, panic, reloading, indifferent parents, pain, suffering, absent dieties...

3) Local Loco

4)  "West Coast Grunion Proves Eternal Life"


          Smack dab in the middle of the June grunion run, and not a shell casing or canister in
          sight (except the smashed-up and sand-filled Tecate can at my feet). What could be
          more life-affirming and hopeful than the uber-sex-filled mating ritual of Southern Califor-
          nia's favorite maritime sluts, The Grunion?


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For the uninitiated (and myself yesterday)  Leuresthes tenuis, commonly known as the California Grunion is a member of the New World silversides family,  Atheriniopsidae, along with jacksmelt and topsmelt. Their usual range extends from Point Conception, California, to Point Abreojos, Baja California. Occasionally, they are found farther north, to Monterey Bay, California, and south to San Juanico Bay, Baja California. They inhabit the nearshore waters from the surf to a depth of 60 ft. Tagging studies indicate that they do not migrate. (source California Dept. of Fish and Game website http://www.dfg.ca.gov/marine/grunionschedule.asp#runs)
          One of the great things growing up really stupid here in LA is that as an adult I can
          experience grunion for the first time. In my mis-spent youth we often went down to the
          shore late at night to chase the wiggly creatures, but at this writing it is not clear that we
          had ANY idea what the hell we were looking for. 


          I remember being insufficiently buzzed. That and cold. That and confused. "What are
          we doing here again?" Drinking, fighting. Yelling at the quiet people running away. More 
          drinking. Back to the car for more beer and an end to the misery of night-time beach 
          research. Not a fish in sight, copulating or not. 


          But tonight if you're lucky, you will see what I did last night under the Redondo Pier. 


          THOUSANDS of wriggling, fucking giant sardines macking hard on each other and 
          leaving her covered in his yak, then they all bail and disappear into the water. It took
          about ten minutes. I sorta couldn't believe it. It matches with a lot of sober experiences 
          as an adult. Shit actually WORKS. Twenty five years in and it still amazes me. This is
          just one in a long line of 'em. 


          Do yourself a favor. Get down to the beach real quiet around ten, with a jacket and 
          blanket and coffee. Hunker down and channel the energy of the fish that never leave
          the water at the shore. When you get where THEY think is a safe beach, back up twenty 
          feet and plop. Breath through your mouth and DON'T TALK. Is it obvious that the rule is 
          "no fires, no flashlights, no music, no loud voices" ? Should be. You are trying to guess 
          where the fertile fish chicks think is a safe place to dump their babies. Then you are 
          trying to imitate one of the grains of sand on that beach. 


          If you are as lucky as I have been, you will see a sea of jumping, crazy silver joy, lit only 
          by the moon get down to baby-making like, like, well, like nothing you have ever been
          next to, I guess. 


          Good luck, and post something here about your trip.


          Now get back to work. First a little something from Garraty.


          


5) Lit Minit : "The American Nation, Volume Two : A history of the United States since 1865. John A. Garraty, Longman, NY. 2003.



Thank you so much for reading and listening. I hope you had fun. Now:






GET BACK TO WORK !!






Follow these here links if you want to follow up on anything you heard here, hear?


SFBG - San Francisco Bay Guardian

No money was paid to anyone for anything here, so look somewhere else!

"The Journey," by Douglas Whiting can be read with great love and respect and hope for your enjoyment. This time with complete endorsement, authorization, and  permission from the author, their heirs and publisher! All me!


We did not pay anyone for use of the opening music from Cake ("Wheels," off of "Pressure Chief," or the closing, either (Mr. Scruff's tune "Kalimba"). Our bad. 

Yes Men



hardworkisfun@gmail.com


Notes and links from BTR show " West Coast Grunion Run Proves Eternal Life " 7/20/2012 HWH w DD

All material licensed by Creative Commons. If you want to use it, ask!

NGBTWD

Friday, April 27, 2012

Too Much TV


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Tune in to the Hard Work Hour with Douglas Douglas Live on Blog Talk Radio Friday mornings at 10:00 am Pacific Time.

Today's show: " Too Much TV " is dedicated to Carmen, Ted, Richard, Richard, Marco, Sean, Kris, Poulet, my new nephew, Seemore,  and Junior.

Also on today's show:
1) Local News
2) Other News
3) Local Loco
4) Too Much TV
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1) Local News

     Broadcasting live from Coachella Valley.
   
     LA County Assessor under the gun

     Junior was hurting and didn't know how to say it.

     Flag-draped coffin bullshit?


     Blind Chinese lawyer wants to go to Disneyland? Or not?

2) Other News

Wars, rumors of wars, chaos, misery, earthquakes, nuclear meltdowns upwind of us, and, and, and...

3) Read your local paper. Join a local group. Just do it. And tell your friends and neighbors I thought of it first.

4) Too Much TV

     If we don't have enough challenges in our daily life, we will fuck shit up just to make sure
     we have something to do (or watch TV).

     Schools should be cathedrals to learning.

     Tyler Durden had it right: "We work at jobs we hate to buy shit we don't need."

     Sherlock



5) Lit Minit : Algebra : An Elementary Text-book for the Higher Classes of Secondary Schools and for Colleges

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"Declaration of Independence," by Thomas Jefferson was read with permission and full authority because it is ours and we can read it, quote it, cite it, use it, and the more the better, if you ask me. Also used, but without permission, the intro music is "Wheels," by CAKE off of their album "Pressure Chief."




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Notes and links from BTR show "Too Much TV" 5/04/12 HWH w DD

MATH QUESTION OF THE WEEK  answer : the square root of 225 is 15 
15 x 15 = 225.
225/15=15

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Now, get back to work, dammit!