Friday, July 8, 2011

Food Appreciation Day

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MASSIVETECHNICALDIFFICULTIES 7/8/11

Today's show: "Food Appreciation Day" is dedicated to Kirsten who is healing fast in "EFF-ELL-AY."

Also on today's show:  
1) Local News
2) Other News
3) Local Loco
4) Food Appreciation Day
5) Lit Minit : Joseph Larmor. An excerpt from his preface to Henri Poincare's 1952 book, "Science and Hypothesis."


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1) Local News

60 DAYS TO BURNING MAN!

(read your local paper for your local news)

2) Oops! We didn't get to Other News!

       Other News

       War, chaos, misery, destruction...

3) Oops! We didn't get to Local Loco, either

     Read your local paper. And sing a little, too. Write a Letter to the Editor, or to one of the advertisers. Thank them for a good ad or voice your concern about a dangerous product or service. Step out of line a little. Work now or pay a LOT more later, when some Murdoch clone owns all the local press. See Meet Joe Black for more.

4) Food Appreciation Hour

I had a big epiphany this week at the grocery store. I might have been in Mexico. Wait. To paraphrase Enigo Montoya : "...No, there is too much. Let me summarize. No. Let me get to the beginning..."

I spent some time in Southern Mexico a while ago. The life there was quite different. When I returned I stepped inside a supermarket and passed out.

What had been normal to me was too much. The lights, the row upon row of high-stacked shelves. The colors, the choices, the endless uncertainty and need to pick and choose and decide on so many things at once was withering. I wavered outside the Albertson's produce section, paused, turned, and stumbled out the door to the parking lot.

There I gave myself a big harsh "WTF ? So now I can't buy food at the market?" 


Then I did cut myself some slack and realized that even on my short eleven day hiatus from Los Angeles, I had changed. I -- at first offended and repelled by them -- had acclimated to the markets in Mexico and was not adapting too well to what had been familiar for so long. My first morning in Cocoyagua (Chaipas, Mexico near the Guatemala border) my fellow students had a market trip planned and came to my room to retrieve me. I gathered my little money and what I thought I needed and followed them to a cluster of tables outside. I was at the back of the pack of twelve and I attempted to edge around them. What were they doing here? If we don't catch a cab -- a BUNCH of cabs, we won't make it to the market. Dim awareness begins breaking into my impatient flagging and I hear a voice to my right: "...here! Try the cheese!" And a lump of white is shoved at me on a leaf. My first Mexican WTF. It was llike some African gesture on National Geographic. "Here, eat these bugs. They are really good for you."

"No Thanks!" I chirp with my best US Arrogant brogue hate-smile.

"Try it! It's really good!"

And it all hits me at once. My group is milling around looking for purchases. We are not GOING to the market. We are HERE. This is the market. This little collection of nine battered card tables and now I see people seated and standing at most of them. All of them have food-ish items on them. Like you see in a film about refugee camps. One "vendor" is speaking in quick quiet Spanish with Jan, my professor and tour leader. They exchange money and in exchange for pesos, Jan is given something (grain?) wrapped in a reused Orowheat Wheat Berry bread bag. Shit! Even UNICEF has their own packaging. WTF? Is this some kind of a test? This is, after all, my teacher in front of me. I raise my shields and go into stealth mode. Potentially hostile territory. Certainly unfamiliar. I range about.


Another table is surrounded by coffee smells, and I see beans in bags. Not American bread bags, but woven brightly colored baskets much bigger, pillow-size, and full of freshly roasted locally grown coffee. And it moves a little in me: HOLY SHIT! This is the source! Last week I paid $3 for a cup of Guatemalan coffee in Venice. I am standing five miles from Guatemala right now!! This is the shit!!


And for a week I took it in. I ate the cheese, even if there was no shrink-wrap in sight; no bar-coded proprietary ingredients list; no serving suggestions, no recommended daily allowance based on my body type. Just food. Fresh, because it would spoil in a day or two without refrigeration. Local because you can only carry so much, so far. Natural because nobody here can afford pesticides. Here if you have a pile of bricks, you are doing pretty well. Nobody has any money. But the land is rich. You can grow three stalks of corn from one kernel. This place makes Hawaii look sterile. I think if I stuck my laptop in the soil it might produce little progeny. The earth is fertile, but the life is hard, mostly because of the government. The land gives. The pests take. Some of each crop. Not too much. There is a lot to sell. The client shoppers know how to pick good products and they don't expect perfection. A little bruise does not make the whole mango bad. 

I feel a tap at my elbow, and a two foot tall woman smiles and says, "Cafe?" to my "Yes, yes!...uh, Si!, Si!" and I am led away from the table of beans to her kitchen, heavily trafficked, a few feet away. Wonder pushes away disorientation and lack of vocabulary. A chair is offered. I sit in a humble kitchen and accept a chipped cup half full of fresh brew. Canned milk and white sugar are offered. Trading two pesos for grace, I sit and sip and begin to see. 


Later, in America at Albertson's, the memory still strong in me, I can not believe how much "Too Much Food" we have, and how we squander.

Back to this week in California. My list for today's shopping, for example  I see this list: 1) Dish soap, 2) Mayonnaise, 3) Pickles, 4) Turkey, 5) Yogurt, 6) Cereal, 7) Oatmeal, 8) Cream of Wheat, 9) Prunes, 10) Granola, 11) Fruits and Vegetables, 12) Toilet Paper, 13) Kleenex.


I saw none of this available in Southern Mexico other than an incredible abundance of fresh fruits and vegetables, along with the best corn, sugar and coffee, to say nothing about inedible freshly roasted cacao. I guess with some work I could take local corn and try to improvise the various grain items. And there must be a wheat source here, too. Though I saw no evidence of it on my visit. I wouldn't be surprised if much of this is available with a little more searching. Cocoyagua is a border town, and many Guatemalans do travel miles to make purchases. But it was not like here. No twelve competing brands of nose tissue, all in perfect, brand new boxes. No 100 yard long refrigerator cases. No 35 kinds of ice cream. No everything. 


You know what I mean, right? No EVERYTHING.  We have EVERYTHING, and we live like we will never run out. We have EVERYTHING here. Everything that is available on earth can be bought here. And we live in the middle of this ocean of abundance without usually considering how weird and expensive and impossible it is that we have all this for a few dollars. And how it can end just like it began. Quietly, mysteriously, while we are occupied with something else.


5) Lit Minit :Joseph Larmor. An excerpt from his preface to Henri Poincare's 1952 book, "Science and Hypothesis."

   Two weeks in a row for Joseph, and I may read it next week, too.  I chose this because it is about ten steps up the learning ladder than I normally like to read. It jumped off the shelf at me in Berkeley and I share it with you here. He is writing about the magic of learning and the depth of human capacity for it. I ran out of time and had to try to read the whole thing in 45 seconds. Sorry. Grab a copy @ your local library or online and have a look yourself. Or read it here. Another one of the beautiful things about famous stuff more than fifty years old. No copyright stuff!


TYSM for reading and "listening." I hope you had fun. Now, GBTW! 


-- DD


But, if you DO have time right now, you can get more fun here by following these links:

"Science and Hypothesis." was read with great love and respect but without any authorization or permission from the author, their heirs or publishers. 

Also used, but without permission, the intro music is "Wheels," by CAKE off of their album "Pressure Chief."



hardworkisfun@gmail.com



Notes and links from BTR show "Food Appreciation Day" 7/8/11 HWH w DD

All material licensed by Creative Commons. If you want to use it, ask!

Now, get back to work, dammit!

Friday, June 24, 2011

Family Hour

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Today's show: "Family Hour" is dedicated to me and my family.

Also on today's show:
1) Local News
2) Other News
3) Local Loco
4) Family
5) Lit Minit : Joseph Larmor. An excerpt from his preface to Henri Poincare's 1952 book, "Science and Hypothesis."





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1) Local News

Ashton Kucher in SF Weekly




2) Oops! We didn't get to Other News!

       Other News

       War, chaos, misery, destruction...

3) Oops! W didn't get to Local Loco, either!

     Read your local paper. Pay a little now or pay a LOT later.

4) Family

     Even though anyone who knows me knows that I don't spend much time with my mom and sisters, I DO LOVE MY FAMILY.

Furthermore, since we are on the cusp of the sixth anniversary of my best family decision ever (that to marry and make an honest woman out of Carmen after thinking about it for a decade), I would like to expand a bit here on the fact that my family is MUCH BIGGER than those people who share most closely my CBGB DNA strands. I am now lucky to include as family my godson Elizabeth and my goddaughter Sean. My nieces who are spread all over the country from Ohio and Alabama and Florida to Arizona and California and now Colorado. My nephews who have an ironically similar geographic spread and my friends.

For a very long time I have held friends closer than my relatives. I do not take any pride in that other than to count myself AMAZINGLY LUCKY to have had the wonderful parade of freaks that I count as friends then and now.


My friends saved my life as well as often helping me put it in grave jeopardy. Without my friends I would be a very different and very probably dead, person.

Pat MacMahon and Doug Cook come to mind first when death is mentioned, 'cause they were the ones who I actually listened to at what turned out to be the end of my decade of binge drinking and debauchery and who corpse-walked me through my first pass through The Program.

I love my family. It is a struggle for me to show it. And many times I behave badly and stay away, too. This show is for you.

5) Lit Minit :Joseph Larmor. An excerpt from his preface to Henri Poincare's 1952 book, "Science and Hypothesis."

   I chose this because it is about ten steps up the learning ladder than I normally like to read. It jumped off the shelf at me in Berkeley and I share it with you here. He is writing about the magic of learning and the depth of human capacity for it. I ran out of time and had to try to read the whole thing in 45 seconds. Sorry. Grab a copy @ your local library or online and have a look yourself. Or read it here. Another one of the beautiful things about famous stuff more than fifty years old. No copyright stuff!




TYSM for reading and "listening." I hope you had fun. Now, GBTW! 


-- DD


But, if you DO have time right now, you can get more data here by following these links:



"The Man That Corrupted Hadleyburg" was read with great love and respect but without any authorization or permission from the author, their heirs or publishers. 

Also used, but without permission, the intro music is "Wheels," by CAKE off of their album "Pressure Chief."




hardworkisfun@gmail.com


Notes and links from BTR show "Pride" 6/24/11 HWH w DD

Now, get back to work, dammit!

Monday, June 20, 2011

Vacation Break

I hope you have not been impeded by my secretary. She forgot to post the "Gone Fishing" sign and many of you have called about the lack of a show the last two weeks. We will be back this Friday, June 24, 2011, 9:30 am PST, broadcasting live from Fillmore. Get back to work.

Friday, June 3, 2011

Sound of Silence

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Today's show: "Sound of Silence," is dedicated to Arthur Hitchcock who won't return my calls but is at the tender age of 14, right now walking to Maine from Long Beach, California. Arthur is a freelance photographer who is raising money and awareness for the disease that took his mom last year, Breast Cancer. He is in his fourth week on the road and has already made it all the way up the coast to San Francisco! http://hitchcockwalks.com/ More links at the bottom. Walk on, Arthur!

Also on today's show:
1) Local News
2) Other News
3) Local Loco
4) Sound of Silence
5) Lit Minit : Desiderata



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1) Local News

   SFBG Home page.
    
       War, chaos, misery, destruction...

3) Read your local paper. Pay a little now or pay a LOT later.

4) Silence is least appreciated when preceded by a question. Like, "Can I work for you?"

     ...or, "Are you interested in my tutoring service?"

     ..."Have you heard my show?"

     ... "What do YOU think about THAT (pointing to bathing suit) ?"

     But silence can be great!

     The "silence" of the desert at dawn.

     The quiet in my apartment.

     The calm quiet silence of the stars in their vacuum of infinite space.

     Or, that sucking crickety noise you hear when you ask the right question, like

     ...in my 21st century  teacher training classes at CSUDH :

     to the question, "What are some methods for managing a loud classroom?

     ...and I say, "Corporal Punishment?" (silence and uncomfortable shuffling

     from my fellow teachers-in-training)



    My favorite comics, like Andy Kaufman, Andy Dick, Trey and Matt from South Park

   (did you hear they're on Broadway?),

   and many un-named others, often seem to be going for



    -- silence --





    instead of laughs. Ricky Gervais, too, in The Office and his stand-up, too,

    seems to aim to

    quiet the room. If you haven't seen him in "The Invention of Lying," do yourself a favor

    and watch it CLOSELY.

    But if The Office creeps you out and or bores you, it may not be for you...

5) Lit Minit : Desiderata, which for most of my youth was attributed to "...found in Old St. Paul's

    Church" but turns out was the product of Max Ehrmann in the '20's


TYSM for reading and "listening." I hope you had fun. Now, GBTW! 


-- DD


But, if you DO have time right now, you can get more data here by following these links:

Arthur Hitchcock


"Desiderata" was read with great love and respect but without any authorization or permission from the author, their heirs or publishers. 

Also used, but without permission, the intro music is "Wheels," by CAKE off of their album "Pressure Chief."




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Notes and links from BTR show "Sound of Silence" 6/3/11 HWH w DD


All material licensed by Creative Commons. If you want to use it, ask!

Now, get back to work, dammit!

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Rampant Hypocrisy

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Today's show: "Rampant Hypocrisy," is dedicated to my brother-in-life BIG TIME who I don't see anymore. He turns -- yes, I know -- 52 today. 52 laps of 52 weeks each. Many moons and many, many, many great times. Absolutely one of the best humans on record. Namaste, sir.

Also on today's show:
1) Local News
2) Other News
3) Local Papers
4) Rampant Hypocrisy
5) Lit Minit : Poetry  



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1) Local News

     SF Chronicle. SF Giants catcher breaks leg big time.

    Jesuits SF Weekly front page.

    SF Bay Guardian. CPUC grilled for abuse of power and incompetence.


2) Other News

       War, chaos, misery, destruction...

3) Read your local paper. Pay a little now or pay a LOT later.

4) I practice Rampant Hypocrisy when I write messy, but tell my students to work on their neatness. It is hypocritical to be late as often as I am when I am SO OFFENDED when others are late on my schedule.

The Coal Industry.

The Oil Industry.

The Asbestos Industry.

Us.

5) Lit Minit : "Ambulances," by Philip Larkin. 1961. 


TYSM for reading and listening. I hope you had fun. Now, GBTW!


Follow these here links if you want to follow up on anything you heard here, hear?

"Ambulances" was read with great love and respect but without any authorization or permission from the author, their heirs or publishers. 

Also used, but without permission, the intro music is "Wheels," by CAKE off of their album "Pressure Chief."




hardworkisfun@gmail.com


Notes and links from BTR show 5/27/11 HWH w DD


All material licensed by Creative Commons. If you want to use it, ask!

Now, get back to work, dammit!

Friday, May 6, 2011

The Mess

The Mess


Tune in to the Hard Work Hour with Douglas Douglas on Blog Talk Radio Friday mornings at 9:30 am PDT.

Today's show: "The Mess"

Also on today's show:
1) Local News
2) Other News
3) Local Papers
4) Bless this Mess
5) Lit Minit             


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1) Local News
      
      SF Weekly 2011 Local Small Business Awards.

2) Other News

       War, chaos, misery, destruction...

3) Read your local paper. Pay a little now (see Meet Joe Black, by Martin Brest), or pay a LOT later.

4) Bless this Mess. 

    Messy is good. For me, anyway. If you know someone who is messy, try to express love while you are force-feeding your version of appropriately neat behavior practices down their gullet. 

5) Lit Minit           
      "Personal History," by Katherine Graham.

TYSM for reading and listening. I hope you had fun. Now, GBTW!
Pages one and two from "Personal History," was read with good intentions, but without any permission at all from Katherine Graham, her heirs, or publishers.

Also used without permission, the intro music is "Wheels," by CAKE off of their album "Pressure Chief."

Yes Men 

HWH @ Twitter

HWH @ FB

hardworkisfun@gmail.com

Discovery Learning Tutoring @ Google Groups

Notes and links from BTR show 5/6/11 HWH w DD


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